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Entries from December 2008

WordPress Hot Community Posts

December 31, 2008 · 5 Comments

Club Penguin Mission 10 Cheats – Waddle Squad Tutorial

Have you ever wondered how to have your WordPress post make it all the way to number 1 on the WordPress Hot Community Posts?  I have two words that may help:

1. Club

2. Penguin

I am not going to try and pretend that this blog should have posts on the Hot Community Posts because it shouldn’t but why does Club Penguin Posts have several posts listed in the top 100 WordPress posts?  What are they doing that others aren’t?  What the heck is Club Penguin?

Here are the current WordPress Hot Community Posts that are setting at number 2 and 3:

2. Club Penguin Mission 10 Cheats – Waddle Squad Tutorial

3. Club Penguin Mission 10 Cheats – Waddle Squad Tutorial



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What Comes To Mind When You Think WordPress

December 31, 2008 · 2 Comments

WordPress

In the spirit of Plain Blog plainess let’s play a word game.

Here are the rules:

1. Your answer can only be one word.

2. You can answer as many times as you like but try not to make it back to back answers.

3. Once someone answers what comes to mind when they think of WordPress then the next person will answer with what comes to mind when they think of the next word.

4. Have fun & be creative.

Example: What comes to mind when you think of Horse.

Answer: Hairy

Answer: Dad

And so on….

I’ll start the process:

What Comes To Mind When You Think WordPress?

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Stupidity

December 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Stupid-Motivational-Poster

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One Too Many Rolls

December 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

fat-happy-baby

Nobody’s Laughing… poor kid.

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Brain Regan On David Letterman

December 20, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Massive Underwater Explosion

December 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Al Frankin Pulling Ahead.

December 19, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Yea that’s right! He is pulling ahead of the other guy. I thought elections were last month. What is taking so long to count votes?

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A 20-year-old model photographed as if she were 0, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60 and 70 years old Parody

December 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Just Born a few days ago… how cute… or freaky
baby-model

10 Years Old…sort of looks like Jody Foster at that age (kind of creepy that she is not wearing a shirt)
10-year-old-model

20 Years Old
20-year-old-model

30 Years Old
30-year-old-model

40 Years Old
40-year-old-model

50 Years Old
50-year-old-model

60 Years Old
60-year-old-model

70 Years Old
70-year-old-model

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Let It Snow!

December 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Would you like it to snow on your WordPress site?  Well it can but only until January 4th 2009.  Just go to your Dashboard and then click on extras found under the category Appearance.  There you will find the option to turn on the snow.  So cool… brrrr

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Emma Watson To Star In Nude Roles

December 8, 2008 · 1 Comment

Emma-WatsonActually it is something that she doesn’t think is out of the question but it will be a while.  She is only 18 and says that studying English might be more important to her in the future.

Apparently Daniel Radcliffe has already went completely nude in the play “Equus.”  But seriously, who really wants to see Harry Potter naked!

So what do you think?  Should Emma Watson take off her clothes for the camera or should she be more concerned with earning her degree in English?

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Islam is the light

December 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I don’t think this doll said, “Islam is the light.”

What do you think?

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“Heath Ledger Wins Top Aussie Film Award For ‘The Dark Knight’”

December 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Brian Regan Doctor

December 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Watch Your Nuts

December 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

chipmunk-spider

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Remember The Writer’s Strike?

December 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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The Colbert Report: A Rare Behind-The-Scenes Look

December 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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Fave This Blog Technorati

December 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Technorati
Desperation Plea: If you fave The Plain Blog leave
me a comment saying you did so with your blog address and I will return the
favor and fave yours as well.

Win Win Situation

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Stupid People Of The 90’s

December 7, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Remember when this happened and the dire consequences that followed after the trial?  Can you imagine how many people would have caught that with their phone today?

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Holy Crap!

December 7, 2008 · 2 Comments

Painful Toilet Paper

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How To Keep A Jehovahs Witness From Knocking On Your Door

December 6, 2008 · 1 Comment

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CAR TOPPLES TWO TRUCKS

December 6, 2008 · 4 Comments

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CNN, This Is How You Add An Avatar

December 5, 2008 · 2 Comments

5e3378252e88b3f40df45f6e2c64aaf01Something that is starting to drive me CRAZY!  Blogs that make it into the Blogs of the Day and they haven’t even figured out how to add an Avatar to their blog.  They can write good enough material to make it into the BOTD but they have a boring/plain Avatar.  As I write this there is one of these plain Avatars setting at #2.  It is CNN Politics: Has Palin snubbed Oprah? If CNN doesn’t have a clue then how many other bloggers are blogging with a boring Avatar?

Don’t worry becuase I am going to give you step by step directions on how to add an Avatar.

Step 1: Log into your WordPress account.

Step 2: Once you log in to your account click on the name of your site located underneath your boring Avatar (left side of screen).

Step 3: This step use to be more simple but now we have WordPress 2.7.  Don’t worry because it is still easy enough.  Find the Users heading.  Now click on the arrow to the right of it.  A menu will drop down and you should see a Authors & Users, Your Profile, and Invites.  Click on Your Profile.

Step 4: On the right side of the screen you will see My Picture.  This is wear you can upload a picture of your choice from your computer.  The picture should be the same width and height.  If you need to re-size a photo I prefer Photobucket.  Once your done browsing for a photo click Upload Image.

Step 5: Now you will see Crop uploaded image.  Click on the bottom right dotted-line and your picture should crop to the correct place.  Now click Crop Image.

Step 6: All Done! That’s it.  I have had to wait up to half an hour to see my new, shiny, Avatar.

PS: Remember that even if you choose an ugly picture for your Avatar it will be much, much better than a generic generated Avatar that WordPress provides.  Come on CNN, it is time to change your Avatar.

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WordPress 2.7 Is Crazy Awesome

December 5, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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My Policy Is No Stone Throwing Regardless Of Housing Situation.

December 4, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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When Church Gets Sexy

December 4, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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