Demetri Martin – “The Jokes With Guitar”

Uh, I don’t know where the video is?

Cold And Flu Season

I’ve got a lot of sneezing going on, runny eyes/nose. I don’t feel good and I am going to bed. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I’m On WordPress Blogs Of The Day

Hey guess what!  I’m on WordPress Blogs of the Day!!  Really, go check it out.  Na, I’m just pulling your leg.  Though I am not on the blogs of the day I should be on WordPress growing blogs because my tagline is so plain and I think this is what is required to get on growing blogs.

Tagline: Just another Crappy WordPress weblog

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE YELL

IT REALLY BOTHERS ME WHEN I GO TO A MESSAGE BOARD AND SOMEBODY DOESN’T REALIZE THAT TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS IS CONSIDERED YELLING.  WE ARE NOT DEAF SO PLEASE Turn your caps off.

Chicken And Noodles

I am getting ready to eat chicken and noodles but it is not what you think.  The chicken is seperate from the noodles and it is not a soup.  What’s the point?  I’m hungry.

I Exercised Today

Can’t get much more plain than that.  I did 50 pusups today.  Big deal right?

Yea, big deal.  Now go back to what you were doing.

Hurry, Turn On The Engines!

They said it was a goose that made the plane come down… I am beginning to have my doubts.

That Is One Huge List Of Pings!

Need help from probloggers.  Will this following list of pings hurt my site in the search engines if I use it for posts on WordPress.com?  Thanks.

http://www.xianguo.com/
http://www.zhuaxia.com/
http://blogbot.dk/
http://www.zingfast.com/
http://tailrank.com/

Dummies Of The Year

Dummies Of The Year: Short Reports On Half-Baked Decisions

Introducing a new blog that is less plain than the Plain Blog, though it my be just a bit more Dumb.

To see the new blog go to Dummies Of The Year

WordPress Hot Community Posts

Club Penguin Mission 10 Cheats – Waddle Squad Tutorial

Have you ever wondered how to have your WordPress post make it all the way to number 1 on the WordPress Hot Community Posts?  I have two words that may help:

1. Club

2. Penguin

I am not going to try and pretend that this blog should have posts on the Hot Community Posts because it shouldn’t but why does Club Penguin Posts have several posts listed in the top 100 WordPress posts?  What are they doing that others aren’t?  What the heck is Club Penguin?

Here are the current WordPress Hot Community Posts that are setting at number 2 and 3:

2. Club Penguin Mission 10 Cheats – Waddle Squad Tutorial

3. Club Penguin Mission 10 Cheats – Waddle Squad Tutorial

What Comes To Mind When You Think WordPress

WordPress

In the spirit of Plain Blog plainess let’s play a word game.

Here are the rules:

1. Your answer can only be one word.

2. You can answer as many times as you like but try not to make it back to back answers.

3. Once someone answers what comes to mind when they think of WordPress then the next person will answer with what comes to mind when they think of the next word.

4. Have fun & be creative.

Example: What comes to mind when you think of Horse.

Answer: Hairy

Answer: Dad

And so on….

I’ll start the process:

What Comes To Mind When You Think WordPress?

Stupidity

One Too Many Rolls

Nobody’s Laughing… poor kid.

Brain Regan On David Letterman

Massive Underwater Explosion

Al Frankin Pulling Ahead.

Yea that’s right! He is pulling ahead of the other guy. I thought elections were last month. What is taking so long to count votes?

A 20-year-old model photographed as if she were 0, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60 and 70 years old Parody

Just Born a few days ago… how cute… or freaky

10 Years Old…sort of looks like Jody Foster at that age (kind of creepy that she is not wearing a shirt)

20 Years Old

30 Years Old

40 Years Old

50 Years Old

60 Years Old

70 Years Old

Let It Snow!

Would you like it to snow on your WordPress site?  Well it can but only until January 4th 2009.  Just go to your Dashboard and then click on extras found under the category Appearance.  There you will find the option to turn on the snow.  So cool… brrrr

Emma Watson To Star In Nude Roles

Actually it is something that she doesn’t think is out of the question but it will be a while.  She is only 18 and says that studying English might be more important to her in the future.

Apparently Daniel Radcliffe has already went completely nude in the play “Equus.”  But seriously, who really wants to see Harry Potter naked!

So what do you think?  Should Emma Watson take off her clothes for the camera or should she be more concerned with earning her degree in English?

Islam is the light

I don’t think this doll said, “Islam is the light.”

What do you think?

“Heath Ledger Wins Top Aussie Film Award For ‘The Dark Knight’”

Click Gold Derby to read full story.

Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight, Batman, Hollywood, Australia, Oscars

Brian Regan Doctor

Watch Your Nuts

Remember The Writer’s Strike?

The Colbert Report: A Rare Behind-The-Scenes Look

Fave This Blog Technorati

Desperation Plea: If you fave The Plain Blog leave
me a comment saying you did so with your blog address and I will return the
favor and fave yours as well.

Win Win Situation

Stupid People Of The 90’s

Remember when this happened and the dire consequences that followed after the trial?  Can you imagine how many people would have caught that with their phone today?

Holy Crap!

How To Keep A Jehovahs Witness From Knocking On Your Door

humor, laugh, laughs, jokes, Pictures, jehovahs wittness, knocker

CAR TOPPLES TWO TRUCKS

Joke, Humor, Laugh, Dumb, Silly, Comedy, Photos, Truck